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A drowning man is not troubled by rain.

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

The enemy invariably attacks on one of two occasions:
1. When you're ready for them.
2. When you're not ready for them..

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.

A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead

You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think.

It takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow.

Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.

Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it.

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them
all yourself.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

The secret of getting ahead is getting started.

Patience will come to those who wait for it.

The best way to predict the future is to invent it!

It takes one tree to make 10,000 matches, but one match to burn 10,000