3 people die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. It does.
were injured in 1998 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 people are injured each year by using sharp knives
instead of screwdrivers.
31 people have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were
19 people have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.
reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.
101 people since 1997 have had to have broken parts
of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.
18 people had serious burns in 1998 trying on a new jumper with
a lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 people were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles
of beer with their teeth.
5 people were injured last year in accidents involving out of control remote control cars.
people cracked their skull in 1997 after falling asleep while throwing up into the loo.
3 people visited emergency
rooms when they couldn't remove a billiard ball from their mouth.
83 astonishingly dim witted people had various injuries
from determining for themselves how much a B.B. fired from a B.B. gun actually hurts. It does.