Christmas Cookie Recipe:
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
to be sure it is of the highest
quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one
cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's
best to make sure the
Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ...
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2
add to the bowl and chuck in
the cup of dried fruit, Pick the
fruit off floor... Mix on the
turner. If the fried druit gets stuck
the beaterers just pry it loose with
a screwsdriver. Sample the Cuervo to
check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or
something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check
the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon
juice and strain your nuts. Add one
table. Add a spoon of
somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees
and try not to fall over.
to beat off the turner. Finally, throw
bowl through the window, finish the
Cose Juervo and make sure to put the
stove in the dishwasher.