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Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but  we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

 

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I  can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey

 

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your  life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

 

"It is white."
- George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London

 

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

 

 "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .

 

"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing
again." - Terry Venables

 

"Solutions are not the answer."
- Richard Nixon, former U.S. President

 

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President

 

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears

 

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the
way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
- Alicia Silverstone

 

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them
serious." - Alan Minter, Boxer

 

"Most lies about blondes are false."
- Cincinnati Times-Star, headline

 

"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them." - George Bush

 

"I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to."
- Linda Evangelista, Supermodel



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